OLF, ONLF, EPPF, WHO IS NEXT IN LINE TO DEFEND ISYAS Interest?

By Solomon Gebre-Amelak

August 10 2008

BBC: interview reveals ISYAS’S NEW AND SECRET MECHANIZED BRIGADE, READY TO INVADE ETHIOPIA? (Jok)

BBC: Recently ISYAS disbanded the OLF, because their work did not make him happy. Today Isays agreed to an interview regarding OLF split, and his NEW SECRET WEOPEN, NEVER EVER USED IN THE CONTINENT OF AFRICA.

BBC: Isayas, thank you for stopping by during your busy schedule. We are here to talk about the recent split between the OLF’s? Tell us what went wrong?
Isays: The OLF’s have been useless. We trained them, armed them, feed them, taught them, to expedite the end of the Woyannes, but they did not deliver.
BBC: Isays you can not be serious about these comments. According to ERI-TV OLF have been killing thousands of Woyanne soldiers at every encounter. If you do not consider that a success then what is?
Isays: Well the actors in Eri-Tv have been doing very well; we just want the acting to become reality. OLF could not make ERI-TV drama come to reality. BBC: We appreciate your honesty
BBC: What is your new vision of the New OLF?
Isays: My vision of the new OLF is that they will help me dismantle Ethiopia. After they help me accomplish this grand dream, I will disband them.
BBC: Isays to our knowledge many fronts such as OLF, ONLF, TDLF, EPPF, and extra have not been delivering your dream? What went wrong, and do you have better options to these slow organizations?
Isays: We have kept this secret to the world, promise that you will not share it with anybody.

BBC: Promise.
Isays: In the last four months many cows, camels, horses, donkeys, cats, dogs, and birds have defected from the woyanne regime and arrived to Asmara. BBC: What do you plan to do with these animals?
Isays: Soon Eri-TV is organizing breaking news of the new front, which will be called ETHIOPIAN ANIMALS LIBRATION FRONT or EALF. BBC: Has this organization started its work?
Isays: yes, I will keep all the news secret until, ERI-TV makes it officially to the world.
BBC: you seem very excited about this new organization.
Isays: Yes of course, I have tried all the humans in Ethiopia and it did not work in dismantling Ethiopia. This is will work, because it will be easy to guide them. We will just arm them, and Push them toward the Ethiopian border. They will stage commando type operations against the Woyanne. After all, I am tired of dealing with thinking animals. I am looking for animals that do not think.
BBC: It sounds a little childish.
Isays: You are sent by Langley.
BBC: Thank you.